How happy am I that No More Heroes 3 is being made? On a scale of one to ten, it would be about a nine.

What would knock that nine up to a ten? If Grasshopper announced they’re also porting the first two No More Heroes games to the Switch. Then, and only then, will my happiness be complete.

After more than ten years, Travis Touchdown, the lightsaber-wielding, pro wrestling-addicted, punk rock assassin is making his return in a true sequel to Suda 51’s Wii action classics.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

God bless you, Suda 51.