People are getting butt-hurt about the criticism of the Super Bowl LIV halftime show. The typical cries of sexism are being thrown around on social media – and racism as well, since Jennifer Lopez and Shakira are of Latina descent.

My criticism of the halftime show for Super Bowl LIV has nothing to do with Lopez and Shakira being Latina. It’s that the music was completely outside of my wheelhouse of anything I listen to, or would ever want to listen to. Their performance, from what they were wearing, to the act itself, had the feel of watching two glorified strippers on stage, complete with pole-dancing.

Bringing out the kids choir during the striptease, at what seemed to be an attempt to appear wholesome, made it more glaring and obvious. Lopez claims her performance was for single moms and feminist girl-power…or something, so I guess we’re supposed to stand and clap like obedient seals.

If saying that makes me sexist, then I’m a sexist.

The argument is then made that what Shakira and Lopez were wearing, and doing onstage, were not different than what NFL cheerleaders typically do and wear.

NFL cheerleaders don’t do bombastic 15-minute musical numbers during halftime of any NFL games. Their clothing is skimpy, but it’s not overtly sexual, and the dance routines they do aren’t televised, and are typically pretty harmless.

Quick and easy solution to this problem: start booking more rock bands for the Super Bowl halftime show. Musicians that actually know how to play the instruments they bring on stage.

After the infamous Janet Jackson “wardrobe malfunction” controversy at Super Bowl XXXVIII, the NFL had a stretch where they were booking rock bands for the Super Bowl, and it worked out great. We got The Rolling Stones, Prince, U2, Bruce Springsteen, Tom Petty, Paul McCartney, and The Who. There was no controversy, just music, the way it’s supposed to be.

That being said, here are four well-known rock bands who would go over well for future Super Bowls:

1. AC/DC

An obvious choice would be AC/DC. Yes they’re old, but if you can rock, you can rock. Getting to listen to Thunderstruck, For Those About To Rock, Back In Black, Shoot To Thrill at halftime? Yes please. Can you imagine this at the Super Bowl?

In case you’re wondering, everyone you see on stage in the above video is actually playing their instrument. In fact, all of these bands I’m listing play their own instruments. How novel.

2. Metallica

The most requested rock band for a Super Bowl halftime show is Metallica.

It would probably be the heaviest band ever to perform at the game, but I can guarantee there would be no controversy surrounding it, other than maybe young people realizing how amazing Metallica is and asking their parents to buy them their music. Metallica’s subject matter is on the dark side, but they’ve been around long enough now that it likely wouldn’t be an issue.

3. KISS

Why KISS hasn’t already performed the Super Bowl is a mystery. Maybe it’s the scary face paint. Or maybe they have been asked and they said no. With the fireworks, this would be perfect for the Super Bowl. No blood-spitting from Gene Simmons either. Just music. It would go over great.

4. Queen

There probably isn’t a rock band that has had their music played at more sporting events than Queen. We Are The Champions and We Will Rock You played live at halftime of the Super Bowl would be amazing. Adam Lambert isn’t Freddy Mercury, but he can sing.

I can already hear the criticism that my recommendations are white rock bands. Then put some black hip-hop artists in there as well. Whoever it is, keep it consistent with the spirit of the game and the event. The NFL’s audience is overwhelmingly male. Maybe the NFL should keep that in mind when booking Super Bowl halftime artists. Get bands and artists their target audience actually likes and actively listens to.

People’s taste in music is subjective, and it’s impossible to book an act for an event as popular as the Super Bowl that’s going to please everyone, but if the NFL wants their halftime show to be “family-friendly” (maybe they don’t), they’re going to have to do better than what we got for the Chiefs/49ers game.

Or get rid of the music acts entirely and completely rethink other ways they could be using the downtime between the second and third quarters of their biggest game.